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Funny Quotes to make your day

Funny Quotes are like a pinch and tickle to keep you going. They really manage to make a boring day interesting.

Can’t find anything better to do, not even the work you are supposed to be doing? Don’t worry. We all have those kind of days and moods, believe me. Are you having a boring day? Have nothing to do? Surfing the internet for something interesting? Do you need something to get through the day?

I was also suffering  from the same symptoms above but I found these 13 funny, thought provoking and insightful quotes which totally made my day. Thinking about my day made me question myself, “how many people in the world are going through the same emotions that I am going through?” And so here I am sharing them with you all and here’s hoping that it will help improve your day vastly!!

In no particular order are these funny quotes which will get you through even the most boring of days:

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
— Steven Wright

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“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
Steven Wright

Funny quote "I'm happy. Which often looks like crazy" David Henry Hwang

“I’m happy. Which often looks like crazy”
David Henry Hwang

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“So many books, so little time”
Frank Zappa

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