Funny Quotes are like a pinch and tickle to keep you going. They really manage to make a boring day interesting.
Can’t find anything better to do, not even the work you are supposed to be doing? Don’t worry. We all have those kind of days and moods, believe me. Are you having a boring day? Have nothing to do? Surfing the internet for something interesting? Do you need something to get through the day?
I was also suffering from the same symptoms above but I found these 13 funny, thought provoking and insightful quotes which totally made my day. Thinking about my day made me question myself, “how many people in the world are going through the same emotions that I am going through?” And so here I am sharing them with you all and here’s hoping that it will help improve your day vastly!!
In no particular order are these funny quotes which will get you through even the most boring of days:
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
— Steven Wright
“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
Steven Wright
“I’m happy. Which often looks like crazy”
David Henry Hwang
“So many books, so little time”
Frank Zappa
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
Gilbert K. Chesterton
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Mae West
“Some people have a way with words, and other people……oh, uh, not have way.”
Steve Martin
“I do things like get in a taxi and say, ‘The library, and step on it.’ ”
David Foster Wallace
” ‘Sleep is good’, he said, ‘and books are better.’ ”
George R. R. Martin
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.”
Gore Vidal
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now”
Louisa May Alcott.
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz