“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
Gilbert K. Chesterton
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Mae West
“Some people have a way with words, and other people……oh, uh, not have way.”
Steve Martin
